Here are today’s football results for April 1st 2016…
AS Adema 149 Stade Olymique L’Emyrne 0
Akurba FC 0 Plateau United Feeders 79
Bon Accord Aberdeen 0 Arbroath 36
Micronesia 0 Vanuatu 46
Australia 31 American Samoa 0
Arsenal 26 Paris 1
Preston North End 18 Reading 0
Australia 0 England 17
Germany 16 Russia 1
England 15 France 0
Manchester United 14 Walsall 0
Clapton 0 Nottingham Forest 14
Tranmere Rovers 13 Oldham Athletic 4
Stockport County 13 Halifax Town 0
Newcastle United 13 Newport County 0
Borussia Mönchengladbach 12 Borussia Dortmund 0
Chelsea 13 Jeunesse Hautcharage 0
Athletic Bilbao 12 Barcelona 1
Derby County 12 Finn Harps 0
Luton Town 12 Bristol Rovers 0
Corinthians 11 Manchester United 3
Real Madrid 11 Barcelona 0
Tottenham Hotspur 10 Everton 4
Barcelona 3 Notts County 10
Notts County 1 Southwell City 10
Notts County 1 Queen’s Park 10
Bournemouth 10 Northampton Town 0
Sunderland 9 Newcastle United 1
Charlton Athletic 7 Huddersfield Town 6
Huddersfield in possession in the photograph below:
Brazil 1 Germany 7
Atlético Madrid 6 Athletic Bilbao 6
Manchester United 0 Huddersfield 6
Barcelona 2 Notts County 4
Barcelona 1 Notts County 3
Kenya Breweries Mombasa 2 Notts County 1
Brazil 3 Exeter City 3
Derby County 8 Tottenham Hotspur 2
And what’s so strange about all these scores?
John Knifton 